October 26, 2007

Harvestquoia


The Tuscanized Sequoia scraches her noggin at the bewildering masses of unharvested grapes.

Sequoia glances skyward to thank the saints for sparing her from further vinicultural labors

Sequoia enraptures the crowd by regaling her tales of grape stained adventures

On the other hand, Sequoia and the bunny find they have nothing to say to one another.

October 9, 2007

Oatmealquoia



Sequoia squeaks with delirium having at long last achieved the perfect harmonious balance of equal quantities of oatmeal both within and upon herself.



Sensing a trembling shiver in the oatmeal force Sequoia instinctively mobilizes the hallowed cup of cereal distribution.



Never shying from the challenge of a mouthful unconsumed Sequoia heroically chases the wayward breakfast morsels.

Petalquoia



Awestruck by the elegance of a dew crusted rose Sequoia harnesses all of her toddler's awkward grace, reaches forth her perfect hand to embrace the petal's glistening beauty, and swiftly crams it into her evergaping maw.

Lionquoia



Timbers tremble and hearts skip a beat when the mighty Lionquoia roars out "Simba was a spoiled freakin' brat"



"Hear yee, hear yee" intstructs Lionquoia to her faithful subject, "As king of the suburban jungle my rule is divine and absolute, as such I declare that henceforth the ultimate symbol of strength and power is a bright blue pacifier!"



Lionquoia gingerly places her royal stamp of approval upon the lens of her majesty's official photographer.



Lionquoia squats contentedly, wary and alert for the next inconvenience to ignite her royal fury.

or

"Laaaaaambert the sheepish lion, Laaaaaaambert there's no deny-in'...."

Pollockquoia



Painting savant Sequoia graces the world with her phenomenal inaugural brushstrokes.



"Genius such as mine is a glory to behold" grunts the artist when questioned about her unique infantile impressionism.



Sequoia's Masterpiece #1 has been graciously placed on public display so that the plebians may delight in her talent. Sequoia quotes the mobiles of her youth as inspiration for the piece.

September 24, 2007

Chickquoia


Sequoia giggles in the fluffy company of her wee flock as they congenially swap hatching tales.


Beauregard, a prematurely obstinant young cockeral, shocks the feathered crew by daring an excursion which measures several feet in distance.


The conformist galliform conglomerate rapidly follow Beauregard's lead, leaving Sequoia to ponder her newly solitary locale.


Opting for adventure, Sequoia crawls aboard the neonatal poultry pilgrimage.

Bookquoia



Sequoia prepares the inaugural meeting of BBBBC the Bare Butt Baby Book Circle pondering the finest of infantile literature.

September 16, 2007

Fingerquoia



Sequoia displays her mad dexterity by inserting fingers into both nose and mouth simultaneously. Her momma beams with pride.

Macquoia



Sequoia and her Grandpa Jim Famini enjoy a tasty treat downtown at Mac's deli in downtown Santa Rosa. This is the very same establishment where Jim was taken by his grandfather back in the stone ages.



Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Sequoia generally considers food a fashion accessory and gives a haughty "blue steel" glare.

September 10, 2007

Frogquoia



A massive froglike creature is witnessed unawares besides the expansive pond of Sanchini Estates.



Huddled in trepidation, Stephanie meekly approaches the gargantuan toad.



With pleading eyes and protruding toes, Sequoia wonders how anyone could confuse her with a sincere amphibian.



Sequoia proffers her father a menacing "I can't believe you stuck me in a frikken frog suit" glare.