November 27, 2007

Bibquoia part 1

As part of her birthday festivities Sequoia's guests hand decorated designer bibwear. Expect Sequoia to model a few as a regular blog feature.


Batquoia


Leaping Lizzards! That dastardly brontosaurus has unleashed a herd of stampeding elephants! Who will save us????


Heeding the call of the wee bat signal Batquoia leaps on the scene as the reptilian menace attempts to flee.


Sock! Pow! Bam! Batquoia rapidly vanquishes her anachronistic foe.


Ever so gently Batquoia coaxes the frightened pachyderms back into the zoo, and another disaster is thwarted.


Batquoia reminds viewers that our local chiroptera are beneficial insectivores and not the least bit creepy.

Birthquoia


Exactly one year ago the proto-sequoia was tumbling amuck during her last uterine moments.


365 days later Sequoia can still be a pain in her mother's behind.


At least this year she slides out a bit easier.

Rhonert Parquoia


"I remember like it was yesterday.", our humble narrator begins " That fateful afternoon the ducks descended upon us."


Mum and I were taking luncheon along the arboretum.


Their billed scouts tentatively approached.


I launched into my famous Rock-em-Sock-em routine, but, alas, the feathered fiends had us surrounded.


When you can't beat 'em join 'em.

November 19, 2007

Onequoia


Indeed the wee child IS having a party this Saturday, November 24th and she hopes all of her blog watchers will join us. Just email dfamini@gmail.com to recieve your official invitation.


Be there or miss out for all eternity.

EcoAfroquoia


Weary of the bare headed aesthetic, Sequoia tries a giant green burst of hair.


Sequoia pitys the foo' who doesn't appreciate a prickly green halo.


Recently bipedal, Sequoia recommends Gorchoff original apparel for every upright occasion.

Toast patrolquoia


Sequoia is near infuriated at the idea that some nefarious fiend may attempt to swipe her treasured toast bits.


Pappa Tony maintains a watchful guard to ensure Sequoia can scarf a bite unperterbed.


Sequoia keeps a rueful eye on you as she returns the favor.

Shop till you dropquoia


Sequoia revels in a pre-shopping romp during the wee hours of the morning.



Sequoia prepares to enter "ludicrous speed!"



Sequoia collapses admist the fruits of her consumption.



An orthoginal view displaying the ergonimic delights of a shopping cart slumber.

Colorquoia



This icteric image was taken as I attempted to use the cameras features to transform Sequoia's shirt to yellow. Fret not, no sincere jaundice present.



"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"

November 10, 2007

Halloweequoia


In the spirit of mischief Sequoia and Heath formulate cold and dastardly plans around frigid surplus soda



Sequoia succombs to the vampire Mav's wicked charms and dumbfoundedly relinquishes the chest of icey delights



Unsatisfied with a simple grin, Sequoia dances a quick bugaloo dropkick combo for the camera


Flowerquoia becomes dangerously entangled by Spidersteph's gargantuan web o silken gooeyness


Sequoia spreads a bit of hallow joy to her elders.

Calquoia part 2

in which Sequoia visits the classic UCBerkeley landmarks


Sequoia beams inspired by the lofty bells of the ol campenilli



Sequoia admires the excellent cell phone reception surrounding the Sather Gate


Sequoia retreats to legal sanctuary following a few bouts of treason, arsen and uncivil disobedience.


"GrrrrrAAWWWAaRRRR" grubles the young Cal Bear

October 26, 2007

Skelequoia


Halloween greetings from an osteologically endowed Sequoia.

Skelequoia readies her tongue for the treats ahead


Lori imparts mystic insight to help Sequoia ward off banshees and bogeymen



Ever the eager pupil, Sequoia unleashes an exorcismal burst towards the unwitting cameraman.

Cal-quoia Part 1

In this edition, Sequoia tours the most meaningful landmarks from her father's alma mater

Sequoia savors the hippy greasy goodness of a vegetarian on a whole wheat crust at Blondies

Sequoia contains the infamous birddog utterly unaware of the weenie watching her from above

Sequoia sternly takes control of a handful of ham and swiss from Cheese n Stuff

Sequoia enjoys comestibles of her own nestled in her father's secret mid-campus lunch spot

Slidequoia


Sequoia attends a meeting of her local Playground Operations Supporting Sustained Elevating (P.O.S.S.E) in anticipation of her ascending adventure.

Having achieved full POSSE clearance Sequoia boldy defies convention in a solo effort on phase I of Operation Antigrav

Sequoia gasps in the thinning oxygen as she eventually passes through the upper realms of Dad level altitude.

Successfully scaling the pinacle of the playful slope, Sequoia embraces a smug momment of celebration.

" EEEeeaaaaaaghu haaauaha" Exclaimes Sequoia, disquited by her precipitous return