Batquoia

Leaping Lizzards! That dastardly brontosaurus has unleashed a herd of stampeding elephants! Who will save us????


Heeding the call of the wee bat signal Batquoia leaps on the scene as the reptilian menace attempts to flee.


Sock! Pow! Bam! Batquoia rapidly vanquishes her anachronistic foe.


Ever so gently Batquoia coaxes the frightened pachyderms back into the zoo, and another disaster is thwarted.


Batquoia reminds viewers that our local chiroptera are beneficial insectivores and not the least bit creepy.

Rhonert Parquoia

"I remember like it was yesterday.", our humble narrator begins " That fateful afternoon the ducks descended upon us."


Mum and I were taking luncheon along the arboretum.


Their billed scouts tentatively approached.


I launched into my famous Rock-em-Sock-em routine, but, alas, the feathered fiends had us surrounded.


When you can't beat 'em join 'em.

Sequoiasaur conquers a hamlet

Bear witness and beware of the mighty Sequoiasaur!


The humble township of Dinkyville draws the Sequoiasaur's discontent attention.


With swift and brutal action the beast descends upon the witless Dinkyvillians.


The Sequoiasaur attempts to satiate her terrible appetite as a divine hand from above rushes in to preserve her pristine oral cavity.


Flush with victory, the Sequoiasaur releases a piercing howl.

Monster Shoes!!!!

Quietly the city sleeps...calmly.....vibrantly.......completely unaware of the terror that is about to strike.



A blood curdling scream pierces the night as the horror approaches.



Swiftly and with devastating force the MONSTER SHOES attack! Wallow in sorrow and woe... for DOOM has now arrived!



Attached to the monster shoes is a vengeful beast who looks down upon the city and is not pleased.



The beast sets to work with a relentless appetite for destruction.



Just when the city's last flicker of hope was withering, it is suddenly and irrevocably crushed. For the beast was merely a babe, and her father has come a calling!!!

Sequoia's Very Girly Photos

Stephanie (Sequoia's mother) yanked me aside and insisted that photos featured upon this blog fail to capture Sequoia's sweetness or femininity. With that in mind I present Sequoia's Uber Schmoozy Girly Photos.



Classically posed with pink dolly (Ms. Pinky Sassifrass) the lilac clad Sequoia rest adorably upon the floral print background in this image that just oozes with girly charm.



Sequoia gently leans over and coyly confides to her plush companion "Honey, I'm gonna whoop yer heiny."



Deftly swinging her delicate, effeminate fist Sequoia knocks Pinky across the noggin.



Releasing the full force of her female fury Sequoia cutely hurls Ms. Sassifrass in a full force bodyslam.

Sequoia versus the Brontosaurus

A mean spirited Brontosaurus meanders up and spitefully insults Sequoia's mittens.



Enraged at such baseless acusations, Sequoia leaps into action and the two arch-foes lock in mortal combat.



Sequoia ruefully taunts the rude, defeated beast.



Surging with the thrill of victory Sequoia unleashes a warrior's yalp.

The mittens are pleased.