Obligatory Valentines Day Post

Happy Valentines Day every body!



Intellectually and physically Sequoia reaches out attempting to grasp a fundamental truth.



Abandoning unanswerable existential inquiries Sequoia's thoughts stop to spend a night at the Roxbury.



Too true, little one. Too true.

Sequoia and the two tortoises

Startling sedated sulcattas, a surprised Sequoia self soothes by spreading saliva and suckling skin.



Suddenly serene, Sequoia stretches securely savoring the non-sequitor scenery.






Sequoia suavely scans her supportive source seeking salvation from the seriously strange situation.

Sequoia's Very Girly Photos

Stephanie (Sequoia's mother) yanked me aside and insisted that photos featured upon this blog fail to capture Sequoia's sweetness or femininity. With that in mind I present Sequoia's Uber Schmoozy Girly Photos.



Classically posed with pink dolly (Ms. Pinky Sassifrass) the lilac clad Sequoia rest adorably upon the floral print background in this image that just oozes with girly charm.



Sequoia gently leans over and coyly confides to her plush companion "Honey, I'm gonna whoop yer heiny."



Deftly swinging her delicate, effeminate fist Sequoia knocks Pinky across the noggin.



Releasing the full force of her female fury Sequoia cutely hurls Ms. Sassifrass in a full force bodyslam.

Sequoia and the Fake Flower Fest

Continuing her uber girly frilly photo fest Sequoia confidently nestles herself in a sea of "flowers" and practices her parade wave quietly chanting "elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist"



Sequoias eyes blast open in shock and dismay as she inadvertently glimpses how expensive fake flowers can be.



Stephanie squeezes in one last easy smile before the gangly pimple faced craft store clerk awkwardly asks us to either purchase something or leave.