Skelequoia

Halloween greetings from an osteologically endowed Sequoia.

Skelequoia readies her tongue for the treats ahead


Lori imparts mystic insight to help Sequoia ward off banshees and bogeymen



Ever the eager pupil, Sequoia unleashes an exorcismal burst towards the unwitting cameraman.

Cal-quoia Part 1

In this edition, Sequoia tours the most meaningful landmarks from her father's alma mater

Sequoia savors the hippy greasy goodness of a vegetarian on a whole wheat crust at Blondies

Sequoia contains the infamous birddog utterly unaware of the weenie watching her from above

Sequoia sternly takes control of a handful of ham and swiss from Cheese n Stuff

Sequoia enjoys comestibles of her own nestled in her father's secret mid-campus lunch spot

Slidequoia

Sequoia attends a meeting of her local Playground Operations Supporting Sustained Elevating (P.O.S.S.E) in anticipation of her ascending adventure.

Having achieved full POSSE clearance Sequoia boldy defies convention in a solo effort on phase I of Operation Antigrav

Sequoia gasps in the thinning oxygen as she eventually passes through the upper realms of Dad level altitude.

Successfully scaling the pinacle of the playful slope, Sequoia embraces a smug momment of celebration.

" EEEeeaaaaaaghu haaauaha" Exclaimes Sequoia, disquited by her precipitous return

Harvestquoia

The Tuscanized Sequoia scraches her noggin at the bewildering masses of unharvested grapes.

Sequoia glances skyward to thank the saints for sparing her from further vinicultural labors

Sequoia enraptures the crowd by regaling her tales of grape stained adventures

On the other hand, Sequoia and the bunny find they have nothing to say to one another.

Oatmealquoia

Sequoia squeaks with delirium having at long last achieved the perfect harmonious balance of equal quantities of oatmeal both within and upon herself.



Sensing a trembling shiver in the oatmeal force Sequoia instinctively mobilizes the hallowed cup of cereal distribution.



Never shying from the challenge of a mouthful unconsumed Sequoia heroically chases the wayward breakfast morsels.

Petalquoia

Awestruck by the elegance of a dew crusted rose Sequoia harnesses all of her toddler's awkward grace, reaches forth her perfect hand to embrace the petal's glistening beauty, and swiftly crams it into her evergaping maw.

Lionquoia

Timbers tremble and hearts skip a beat when the mighty Lionquoia roars out "Simba was a spoiled freakin' brat"



"Hear yee, hear yee" intstructs Lionquoia to her faithful subject, "As king of the suburban jungle my rule is divine and absolute, as such I declare that henceforth the ultimate symbol of strength and power is a bright blue pacifier!"



Lionquoia gingerly places her royal stamp of approval upon the lens of her majesty's official photographer.



Lionquoia squats contentedly, wary and alert for the next inconvenience to ignite her royal fury.

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"Laaaaaambert the sheepish lion, Laaaaaaambert there's no deny-in'...."

Pollockquoia

Painting savant Sequoia graces the world with her phenomenal inaugural brushstrokes.



"Genius such as mine is a glory to behold" grunts the artist when questioned about her unique infantile impressionism.



Sequoia's Masterpiece #1 has been graciously placed on public display so that the plebians may delight in her talent. Sequoia quotes the mobiles of her youth as inspiration for the piece.