Pirate Dillanquoia

Stagger on up, ya mangy land lubber
and I'll tell yee of Dillan, a pirate like no other.


Dillan be the most comfortable pirate you're ever to meet.
With big metal boots that make a nice seat.


His unwavering arm truly inspires
As he indicates the direction to turn your tires.


You can leave your car at this locale so serene
For Dillan the patron pirate of parking lots is on the scene

Gnoman Holiday

Sequoia wanders into a herd of nomadic gnomes who have somehow meandered to yard.


Eager to welcome the diminutive immigrants Sequoia offers them her mother's keychain to the city.


Who sent these bearded fellows? Sequoia fruitlessly attempts to squeeze the information out of them.
Thank you, who ever you are!

Sequoia Rosa

Sequoia, still waiting for her baldness to fade, admires the bronzened spherical noggins that have come before her.


Surrounded by such heavy handed commercialism, Sequoia struggles to maintain balance.


At first the openhearted youngin' attempts to go with the flow.


In the end our intrepid heroine decides she must carve her own path.