Lord of the Binky

Sequoia, the kindly Blue Wizard promotes peace amongst the many tribes of gnome.


The protective sorceress snuggles the wee creatures to safety as a fearsome beast approaches.


The castle cowers as the awesome power of the Sparrow Drake deftly swoops.



The Sparrow Drake nestles in and overwhelms the gnomes with her disgruntled chubby prowess. If only she could use her power to straiten out the photos, then truly her power would be legendary.


Experienced with such bombastic foes, the Blue Wizard nimbly subdue with an ancient incantation "Chupa, Chupa, Chuparone!"


Their mystic battle concluded the two adversaries enjoy a congenial and overly relaxed respite.

Pumpkin Patchini

Sequoia boldly adorns the mantle of Lambert the Sheepish Lion for Halloween and is appropriately abashed by a local kid


Mighty Skunkarrow shiftily searches for unsuspecting prey to scavange


Embarrassed by her sister's meager goaty combat, Sparrow turns to give Sequoia the cold skunked shoulder

Halloweechini

"Happy Halloween!", erupts Sparrow.



Jaded older sister Sequoia off handedly embraces the holiday



The exuberant pair prepare for the big night ahead. Whole candy bars at our house, need we say more?

Ahoyquoia

Avast ye land lubbers and beware the piratical fury of the scurvy tot Sequoia


Piratequoia is too salty a sailer to be swept up in the silly sea shanties.


Sequoia ruthlessly attacks an unwitting Arrrrrrrtichoke

Orientaquoia

Sequoia stands as the proud guardian of the bridge of infantile serenity.


The wee tranquility is shattered as Sequoia senses a disruptive presence.


The meditative toddler rushes to center herself and the Rock o' Zenity


With her chakras realigned Sequoia retakes her peaceful post.

Safariquoia

"Abandon the feed bowl!" Gasps Cheetaquoia, "Our cage door be ajar."


Girafferick kneels penitently and offers eternal gratitude to Stretchius, great god of Long Necks.


Once outside the walls, Cheetaquoia relishes her freedom with a hearty stretch.


Cheetahquoia finds the cuisine sorely lacking.


Back in the zoo, Girafferick nudges towards the open door.


Cheetaquoia discourages mealtime disturbances.

Sequoiaberry

Ever the early bloomer, Sequoiaberry arrives ripe and ready.


So sweet she can't keep from tasting herself.


Unpurchased on the fruitstand Sequoiaberry grasps a comforting pomegranite.


Sequoiaberry is aghast at January's unpurchased pumpkins.


"Sequoiaberry fields foreveEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR" belts out the berry babe.

Halloweequoia

In the spirit of mischief Sequoia and Heath formulate cold and dastardly plans around frigid surplus soda



Sequoia succombs to the vampire Mav's wicked charms and dumbfoundedly relinquishes the chest of icey delights



Unsatisfied with a simple grin, Sequoia dances a quick bugaloo dropkick combo for the camera


Flowerquoia becomes dangerously entangled by Spidersteph's gargantuan web o silken gooeyness


Sequoia spreads a bit of hallow joy to her elders.

Lionquoia

Timbers tremble and hearts skip a beat when the mighty Lionquoia roars out "Simba was a spoiled freakin' brat"



"Hear yee, hear yee" intstructs Lionquoia to her faithful subject, "As king of the suburban jungle my rule is divine and absolute, as such I declare that henceforth the ultimate symbol of strength and power is a bright blue pacifier!"



Lionquoia gingerly places her royal stamp of approval upon the lens of her majesty's official photographer.



Lionquoia squats contentedly, wary and alert for the next inconvenience to ignite her royal fury.

or

"Laaaaaambert the sheepish lion, Laaaaaaambert there's no deny-in'...."

Chickquoia

Sequoia giggles in the fluffy company of her wee flock as they congenially swap hatching tales.


Beauregard, a prematurely obstinant young cockeral, shocks the feathered crew by daring an excursion which measures several feet in distance.


The conformist galliform conglomerate rapidly follow Beauregard's lead, leaving Sequoia to ponder her newly solitary locale.


Opting for adventure, Sequoia crawls aboard the neonatal poultry pilgrimage.

Frogquoia

A massive froglike creature is witnessed unawares besides the expansive pond of Sanchini Estates.



Huddled in trepidation, Stephanie meekly approaches the gargantuan toad.



With pleading eyes and protruding toes, Sequoia wonders how anyone could confuse her with a sincere amphibian.



Sequoia proffers her father a menacing "I can't believe you stuck me in a frikken frog suit" glare.

Piquoia

This little piggy went to market



This little piggy stayed home (on the range)



This little piggy had roast beef



This little piggy had none




This little piggy went wee, wee, wee all the way home



Alternate ending: This little piggy went "wheeeeeee" all the way home!