Timbers tremble and hearts skip a beat when the mighty Lionquoia roars out "Simba was a spoiled freakin' brat"
"Hear yee, hear yee" intstructs Lionquoia to her faithful subject, "As king of the suburban jungle my rule is divine and absolute, as such I declare that henceforth the ultimate symbol of strength and power is a bright blue pacifier!"
Lionquoia gingerly places her royal stamp of approval upon the lens of her majesty's official photographer.
Lionquoia squats contentedly, wary and alert for the next inconvenience to ignite her royal fury.
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"Laaaaaambert the sheepish lion, Laaaaaaambert there's no deny-in'...."
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