Firequoia

"Behold the blaze" shouts Firewoman Sequoia, "Start up the siren, we're on the job"


Sequoia steers the mighty white rig as she quests to quench the wayward flames.


Sequoia is slack jawed flabbergasted at the audacity of fools who leap in front of the truck for a foolish blog photo.

Carquoia

Weary of being shlepped around like a sack of potatoes, Sequoia takes her transportation needs into her own hands.


Driving as recklessly as she toddles Sequoia narrowly misses an innocent tree. Her valet Daniels cowers in terror.