September 16, 2007

Fingerquoia



Sequoia displays her mad dexterity by inserting fingers into both nose and mouth simultaneously. Her momma beams with pride.

Macquoia



Sequoia and her Grandpa Jim Famini enjoy a tasty treat downtown at Mac's deli in downtown Santa Rosa. This is the very same establishment where Jim was taken by his grandfather back in the stone ages.



Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Sequoia generally considers food a fashion accessory and gives a haughty "blue steel" glare.

September 10, 2007

Frogquoia



A massive froglike creature is witnessed unawares besides the expansive pond of Sanchini Estates.



Huddled in trepidation, Stephanie meekly approaches the gargantuan toad.



With pleading eyes and protruding toes, Sequoia wonders how anyone could confuse her with a sincere amphibian.



Sequoia proffers her father a menacing "I can't believe you stuck me in a frikken frog suit" glare.

Sleepquoia



Papa Tony gives Sequoia a lesson in advanced nappage; Sequoia is an adept pupil.



The next day Sequoia exerts her new skills on the heavily doodaded "exersaucer"



Sequoia abruptly commandeers the master bed for her own drowsy purposes.

4Hquoia




Pseudo-enscarfed Sequoia flashes a smile of encouragement to Sanch at the "chicken scratch" contest where the bird's defecation dictated who was the $250 winner.



Enraptured by the majesty of a chicken pooping contest Sequoia leans in to give a celebratory embrace.



"I don't care what kind of spoon they give me, I am NOT cleanin' up after that chicken" thinks the seasoned Sanchini.

August 25, 2007

Piquoia



This little piggy went to market



This little piggy stayed home (on the range)



This little piggy had roast beef



This little piggy had none




This little piggy went wee, wee, wee all the way home



Alternate ending: This little piggy went "wheeeeeee" all the way home!

Cousinquoia



Way back in the heady days of June Sequoia was visited by her cousins Rebecca (once removed) and Tayla (second cousin).
Sequoia appreciates the attention but is a wee bit distraught at being surrounded by such lovely locks.



Later on, Sequoia is invited to investigate the hair of wonder and is promised that someday she'll have a full head herself.



Sequoia finally finds peace in the company of trusses she can relate to

August 15, 2007

skunkquoia



The Skunkquoia is a wiley creature of the forest who's overpowering odor is matched only by the mischief in her smirk.



The pungent Skunkquoia leaps into action capturing any poor soul who should wander her way. The disraught chubby fellow is no match for Skunkquoia's grapple action.



Later, when Skunkquoia's scent incapacitates the poor, plastic dude, Skunkquoia helpfully administers mouth to mouth resuscitation.



You can call Skunkquoia flower if you want to.

August 14, 2007

Salutequoia



From her wee tub (which is all to often her wee wee tub), salty sailer Sequoia gives a tip o' the visor to all you blogwatchers out there.

Swankquoia



Sequoia is bemused at her own beauty.



Later on that evening, in the setting tuscan sun, Don Sequoia mutters her first word "Foggetaboudit". "Forget about what?" echos her faithful valet.