Stagger on up, ya mangy land lubber
and I'll tell yee of Dillan, a pirate like no other.
Dillan be the most comfortable pirate you're ever to meet.
With big metal boots that make a nice seat.
His unwavering arm truly inspires
As he indicates the direction to turn your tires.
You can leave your car at this locale so serene
For Dillan the patron pirate of parking lots is on the scene
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